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@aka_fatman: "...so when the plane crashed, we had to do the unthinkable to survive."

"Eat human corpses?"

[flashback to eating quinoa]

"Y...yes."

“…so when the plane crashed, we had to do the unthinkable to survive.”

“Eat human corpses?”

[flashback to eating quinoa]

“Y…yes.”

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