@ixix82: "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"
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@Everette: iPhone 8 is like your ex coming back after a year saying they changed, you give them another a chance and realize they're basically the same
@CornOnTheGoblin: me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
@joe_binkley: I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say "I don't think you're ready."
@MandaPie1981: Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm cool if it's a burrito.