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@long_pussy_lips: Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you.

Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls

Sober in an Uber: Please don’t talk to me. I don’t know you.

Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up  emotional walls

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