@JohnDuffy21: Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom.
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@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.
@MooseAllain: In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.
@KissabiX: [at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new "hairdo" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway