@blade_funner: *slips $5 to the mortician*
Me: How about - stop screaming - how about you give me another 10 minutes, this is a great place to nap.
@CourtneyBale: Narrator: Here we see the
Me: Here we see the
N:...gazelle in
M: the nature program narrator
N: THE GAZELLE IN ITS
M: WHOSE FOREHEAD VEIN IS
@Lai_Bhari: Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
@Tmoney68: Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
@robdelaney: A hand grenade to a daycare? RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______.
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