@Parentpains: Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too.
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@justabloodygame: *stops lecturing woman in white lab-coat and turns to camera* "When my doctor first told me I was a 'mansplainer', I had a lot of answers."
@UrbanDouchebag: I wonder if flies ever think, "I bet I could get this guy to slap himself in the face." Because they'd be right.
@PeachesMcPeach: Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!