@OhNoSheTwitnt: Some coworkers sign emails with "cheers" or "sincerely" followed by their names but I typically use "you've made a powerful enemy today."
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@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.
@horacedodge: Dance like no one is watching. Email it like it might be read aloud one day in front of a Jury.
@One_FineMess: Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker...