@OhNoSheTwitnt: Some coworkers sign emails with "cheers" or "sincerely" followed by their names but I typically use "you've made a powerful enemy today."
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@stevemarriott: [invention of Moist Towelette] So, we've got a product that everyone will use, now let's give it a name nobody wants to say
@hatehug: I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2.
@704919828: Apparently googling "how to get suspended with pay" from my work computer is frowned on by my employer.
@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.