@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
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@LeBearGirdle: *Giving TED talk* Me: *points at guy* sir, reach under your chair! *he does and a mousetrap snaps* Me: trust no one *audience claps*
@WilliamAder: We have a local weatherman who often forecasts "changeable skies." He makes a lot of money to make that call.