@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
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@FattMernandez: I couldn't be trusted with a time machine. I'd get killed going back and testing whether or not Velociraptors really could open doors.
@AnniemuMary: Genetics are weird. Like only 1 of the kids got my hair color but all of them got my husband's inability to fully close a drawer.
@daemonic3: SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??
@dril: the vatican should not be allowed to name any new saints until God sorts out my numerous issues with the citibank web portal