@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
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@TitansHomer: Failed biology because apparently the answer to "what is commonly found in cells?" Isn't "Blacks and Mexicans"
@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
@RandomlyMJ: Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut.