@IamEnidColeslaw: some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage.
@TheToddWilliams: [team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis.
@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves