@RamblingMachine: Some fairy tales start with "once upon a time". Others start with "If I won the elections".
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@_natalieray: My siblings had a fight once and it went like this Tyler: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!” Sam: “Tyler.” To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.
@caliraingirl: Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.