@jjhartinger: Some of you are acting like you got off a flight from Australia instead of losing one hour.
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@internetluke: [two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha "What do we do?"
@OuterJohn: When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic.
@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.