@TrueTorontoGirl: Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.
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@emireecraire: Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter
@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.