@fillthevacuum: Some people around here retweet like it's coming out of their booze allowance.
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@jazmasta: Buddy, If you get in a fight with me there'll only be 2 "hits"; You hitting me and my screams of pain hitting 100 decibels.
@priya_ebooks: currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out