@HairyJew4Life: Women treat me like God.
They only talk to me when they need something.
@Mr_Kapowski: *ring*
Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline
Me: Help please
Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out
Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING
@Liber_what: Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch
S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate
Me:
Me: here, take the eggs too
@Sassafrantz: Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?
@matt_travelling: So is Walmart a verb now?
As in, "I'm out of clean underwear, so I'm going to have to Walmart it today."
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