@Dawn_M_: Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats.
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@juanadog: 911: 911, What's your emergency? Me: It's John again. 911: John, seriously!!! Me: I know. I know. Just an ambulance if possible. No cops.