@Dawn_M_: Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats.
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@Edie_Is_Dead: Watch as i slowly pull my shirt up over - wait, stuck in the too-small neckhole...struggling... Okay, dont watch.
@MrAdamBez: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. ... Wait.
@thelaurenobrien: How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?