@OutOnTheMoors: Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly.
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@AndyAsAdjective: I'm extremely good at being so close to getting a prediction right. I'm like an Almostradamus.
@robin_991: Dishwasher broke, so now I’m washing them all by hand like some sort of motherless Disney Princess.
@sbellelauren: whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
@Fred_Delicious: If a Facebook video says "you won't believe what happens next" then I replace "believe" with "care"