@OutOnTheMoors: Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly.
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@Lisabug74: In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering.
@jamisondg1: I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out "swag" or "bae" on the Ouija boards
@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
@caseytduncan: If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand.