@WetzelGeek: "Some people say I'm an animal in the sack." - baby kangaroo
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@ErrenMichaels: Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while.
@BurbidgeJames: "If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience." Back to school for you My friend!
@storming01: The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth.
@DanMentos: [first date] "Tell me two interesting things about yourself" well I lie when I'm nervous… "ok…" and I invented oatmeal