@WetzelGeek: "Some people say I'm an animal in the sack." - baby kangaroo
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@jaelco26: I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition.
@captainkalvis: Therapist: what would you say is your biggest fear Me: chameleon bears Therapist: but those don’t even exist Me: *looking around nervously* how could anyone know
@spacexsam: Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur
@Spaziotwat: OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour.