@BoLenerf: Some people think I'm an uncultured lout but it's not true. For example, I know the 5-second rule on dropped food does not apply to soup.
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@RidiculousSheri: Yelp review: Dating You have to brush your hair and leave the house. Most places won't let you bring your cat. Would not recommend.