@BoLenerf: Some people think I'm an uncultured lout but it's not true. For example, I know the 5-second rule on dropped food does not apply to soup.
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@somecleverthing: Well, Boatloaf, it began as a typo. But as soon as I saw it I knew: one day it would be the name of my son.
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.
@timdonakowski: Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.