@UtilityLimb: some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles.
@lazerdoov: I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them
@BBQJones28: I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them.
@DanMentos: [spelling bee] "your word is... death" can you use it in a sentence? "in most states, yes"