@UtilityLimb: some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mostunladylike: He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians.
@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
@david8hughes: [hears baby crying in the next room] "It's ok, I'll go." [gets in car & goes to a motel]