@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
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@sarcasticmommy4: Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list.
@Molly_Kats: WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling.
@TheEighthKnight: Me: I have a huge crush on this girl. Him: What’s her name? Me: I’m not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least? Me: @
@mommy_cusses: Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, "EAT YOUR CEREAL!" for example.