@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
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@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window
@dafloydsta: [first day working at Viagra] BOSS: We need a new slogan. ME: *sweating* This is really hard. BOSS: You're a goddamn genius, Johnson.
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.