@daplusk: Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte.
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@TheBigBatman: Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
@Cpin42: In relationships, it’s important to pay attention to the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled.
@FatherWithTwins: *kids walking Me: Come on, boys! We have to hurry! Kids: Okay! *continue walking at exactly the same pace