@SucculentPizza: Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube
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@jazmasta: Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns.
@michaelianblack: Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny.
@nuttywhippet: Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude
@_LUMP: People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.