@ilovepie84: Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you're going to get.
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@slyoung5: A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does.
@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac
@kirbys4losers: Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they'll come back to life with a vengeance.