@leyawn: someone brought a box of lemons to work and emailed out saying "there's lemons" and now every one has a lemon on their desk. why
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@Smooheed: I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window...
@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.
@DurtMcHurtt: [kung fu fight] "Your tiger claw is no match for my crane." *starts lifting heavy building materials*
@UrbanDouchebag: Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim