@duplicitron: Someone left a really nice couch out on the street so I went home and got a lamp and TV and this is where I live now.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Pokémon has taught me anything it's that if I see a cute animal I should force my cat to fight it until it's weak enough to enslave.
@Book_Krazy: [A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? "Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
@LostFelicia: Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me..