@thatdutchperson: Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch.
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@Dwarven_Cleric: After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm.
@TheHyyyype: ME: hey buddy, can you go in there and buy me a pack of cigarettes? GUY: dude, you're like 45, why can't you buy them yourself? ME: because i don't have any money