@jakefromstfarm3: Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that.
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@thepunningman: CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put "may not hover" on the box and get out of my sight
@SirEviscerate: The Chopped contestants open their ingredients box, each finding the head of a loved one. Two scream, the third is thinking "bourbon glaze".
@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today