@blaha_Who: Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home
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@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
@Cheeseboy22: I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, "I like your haircut", I can respond with, "Thanks. Here, have some."
@Shelts99: If you've watched the scene in Platoon where he gets shot in the back 44 times. You've pretty much seen my reaction to a wedding invite.
@mindintheshadow: I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017.