@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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@yonewt: HOW TO BE ONE OF THE COOL KIDS ON TWITTER: 1. Pick an adjective 2. Add "AF" 3. Enjoy your new life, sans shame and ridicule
@WildeThingy: Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility
@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
@meganamram: If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends