@ActuallyEmerson: Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid.
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@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."
@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
@ThisLocalHater: I hate it when I’m trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World.