@ActuallyEmerson: Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid.
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@AristotlesNZ: Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?
@HeyZeus666: I'm no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
@UniqueDude2: ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much
@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.