@SaddestTiger: sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
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@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@OreoSpeedwagon_: I'm like a Ferrero Rocher in that I'm quite nutty and go down nicely with wine. I also come in family size.
@NathanBgood: "Can't beat fresh apple pie" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. "Wrong" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER.