@roxiqt: Sometimes, I feel like everything is garbage & I get overwhelmed but then I imagine how I'd feel if I was a raccoon and suddenly, being surrounded by garbage isn't so bad. In fact, by raccoon standards, being surrounded by garbage is actually great. Life is about perspective.
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@ChrisHallbeck: Son: “You didn’t have YouTube or Minecraft when you were a kid? What did you do?” *flashback to peeling dried glue off my hand* Me: “Stuff.”
@sonictyrant: Me: i need some decoration for this cake Store clerk: Icing? Me: Yeah and I can beatbox, can we just focus on the cake?
@morninggloria: A confusing chart has led me to believe we are spending exorbitant amounts of money surgically transforming people into fighter jets