@_Justin_Stepien: sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball
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@jngraphs: Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?
@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.