@NickBossRoss: Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide.
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@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?
@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
@jonnysun: BEYONCE: do u like my album JAY: [thinking to self] if anyone hears this i'll be ruined JAY: [out loud] we should make it a tidal exclusive
@matt___nelson: JUDGE: I hereby sentence you t- PENGUIN COURT REPORTER: *angrily smashing keyboard with flippers* CAN YOU GUYS SLOW DOWN A BIT