@NickBossRoss: Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide.
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@KyleMcDowell86: [old couple feeding ducks in the park] "Nothing could ruin this Edna" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread
@FierceMess: Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick.
@GingerHotDish: I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married.