@NickBossRoss: Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide.
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@UnFitz: [first date] Her: The menu is in French. Me: Allow me to order for you. Her: Sure. Me: Mÿ dâtę wòûld líkê thé chėésëbûrgęr, plæsê.
@thatdutchperson: [remodel] Me: can you please keep that awful noise down? Contractor: for the last time, sir, we don't control who's running for president.