@iresurfaced: Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers.
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@Pirate_nurse: I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added "Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer" In my prayers
@krisv_723: Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes.
@david8hughes: [laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree