@Kendragarden: Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.
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@iVanillaGorilla: You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
@kolchak: Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".
@ShadyLadyHH: I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty.
@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister? ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.