@JediGigi: Sometimes I need "Eye of the Tiger" playing to get me to leave my bed.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: "Welcome to the jungle" Thanks. "We've got fun and games" Cool. "You're in the jungle" We've established this "You're gonna die!" Wait what?
@SprtsHumor: Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue.
@KKenuz: my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems
@carrietini: According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid.