@JediGigi: Sometimes I need "Eye of the Tiger" playing to get me to leave my bed.
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@Geanina_26K: I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it
@jtrulez: Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again.
@RamblingMachine: A truck with the slogan "We always go the extra mile" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it "because we missed the exit" as a revenge.
@Mr_Kapowski: Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill