@Elizasoul80: Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too.
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@SequelsWeWant: Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants
@Book_Krazy: Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!
@KevinFarzad: Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning.
@duxynarow: "I'm so self-conscious" "I'm a very private person" "I'm the shyest person I know" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram