@JamieGreenlees: Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
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@geekysteven: GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises
@longwall26: People to panhandlers: Get a job, you lazy bum People to ducks: Who has free bread for you? Is it me? Yes, it is
@BenedictEvans: My son just turned on my parents radio and said ‘hey, Google!’ Perplexed that it didn’t respond.
@NotJPo: I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems.