@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
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@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@shawnspree: My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards.
@TeaPainUSA: Kelly Ayotte says "Donald Trump is absolutely a role model for kids." She's right, kids don't pay taxes either.
@arealliveghost: my computer is organized exactly like my brain, which is to say that I just found a photo of a baby weasel alone in a folder called "good"