@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
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@dorsalstream: SOCRATES: [dying] Plato, my dear pupil, I’ve always wanted to tell you something. PLATO: Yes, my teacher. SOCRATES: I often made sweet sweet love to your mom. Now please take good care of my documents. ... PLATO: [Socrates’s funeral] Too bad he left us no writing.
@JennyPentland: I'm teaching my boys to leave the toilet seat up so there's no pee on it when I put it down. Everything is a lie and life is a bad dream.