@afloodofblood: Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice.
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@Tmoney68: Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait.
@BackrowSeats: If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat.
@AmishPornStar1: Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.