@afloodofblood: Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice.
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@POTerritory: Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,
@novicefather: My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name.
@Jackson5toLife: Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.