@AnchorsAviators: Dads on here: my kid is such an amazing person. I love them. Moms on here: let me tell you what this little shit stain did today.

@rockymomax: [elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher

@SlipperySecret: April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!

@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.

@usermcuserface: It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life.