@That1chk: Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit.
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@Adar79Angie: You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine.
@Death_Buddy: When you swallow a spider in your sleep, eat some dead flies the morning after to ensure the spider gives you a positive Trip Advisor rating
@shariv67: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.
@Carmel_Coleman: I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo.