@That1chk: Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit.
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@AnchorsAviators: Dads on here: my kid is such an amazing person. I love them. Moms on here: let me tell you what this little shit stain did today.
@rockymomax: [elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher
@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.