@9to5Life: Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers.
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@Papa_Mex: Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them
@SingleVicky: I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good.
@Lisabug74: You realize a robot is telling you to pick out tree pictures to make sure you're not a robot.
@SocialExtortion: I hate going to the dentist, he is always like "did you eat Oreos before you came in?" and "you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"