@Tacet_no_more: Sometimes I think "What would Dexter do"?
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@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.
@SteveKoehler22: Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : "Come again ?" ( not hearing ) Blonde: "Nope, Just mustard this time"
@chuuew: Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house
@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..