@Tacet_no_more: Sometimes I think "What would Dexter do"?
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@WilliamAder: Arrogant Co-Worker: Do you have any idea how many years of education I have? Me: Don't feel bad, I got held back a couple of times myself.
@Cpin42: Some lady at Olive Garden died, so we’re rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family.
@Fred_Delicious: Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone" Nala - "the what?" Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...