@t0shiba: Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'
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@jwoodham: Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.
@Home_Halfway: Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home.
@spookperson: white people eradicated entire populations for spices and yet the bay leaf remains a mystery
@AndyAsAdjective: My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me.