@t0shiba: Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'
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@briangaar: Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought "damn magic is dope as hell." #LastLinesFromGreatBooks
@jake_lach: The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it's okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich
@shutupmikeginn: As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog.
@jackiecarbajal: Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... "CLIMAX IN IMAX"