@TheMainlandBlog: Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double".
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@dafloydsta: [asking a girl out] ME: So do you have a dog? HER: Yes, I do. She's very playful. ME: *nervously* Do you know if she's busy later?
@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
@dave_cactus: HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.