@TheMainlandBlog: Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double".
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@VikeeysSecret: Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of drunk me.
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@DanMentos: [guy in charge of naming superheroes] Superman, next Batman, next Wonder Woman, next Aquaman, next *takes a hit of acid* Green Lantern