@TheMainlandBlog: Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double".
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@HatfieldAnne: My mother had a cure for slouching. I still flinch when there's movement in my periphery, but I've got posture like a Marine.
@_NTFG_: When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That.
@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"