@TheMainlandBlog: Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double".
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@aparnapkin: Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that
@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
@IvoryGazelle: ATTENTION EVERYONE MONEY ORDERS ARE A SCAM THEY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE THE MONEY ALREADY YOU CANNOT ORDER IT