@WildeThingy: Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport
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@ehdannyboy: I was running for a bus but I just missed it and had to pretend i didn't want it in the first place so kept running now I'm in Belgium
@NerishaLakha: Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!
@iwearaonesie: Apparently when your wife asks you to get your toddler off your bed she doesn't mean knock him off with a pillow