@WildeThingy: Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport
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@SaddestTiger: im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
@YesThatAmy: Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four.
@huntigula: I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll