@HumanPog: sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings
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@noogscorner: Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.
@jake_lach: You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing