@Underchilde: Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
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@Y_U_Hayden: Just clicked on an ad that said "Free Albums Here" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus.
@BackrowSeats: This woman at the bar said "move, you're blocking the door" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number.
@HatfieldAnne: "Anybody got any change?" My body tenses as I whisper to my little zippered coin purse, "It's go time."
@LackOfShame: I'm uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. Guys.