@sarcasticmommy4: Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want.
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@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
@vanluvz1: I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
@Just_Lee_: The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack.