@sarcasticmommy4: Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want.
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@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
@notalogin: Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here.
@leftarmisme: Kid being grounded in 1978: YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE. YOU MUST STAY IN YOUR ROOM. Kid being grounded in 2018: YOU CAN'T STAY IN YOUR ROOM. YOU MUST GO OUTSIDE.